As usual, the Tiger-consumed media has relegated this year’s Masters to a one-person story. Anyone who has ever been to Augusta National and the Masters knows the real story is always the …
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As usual, the Tiger-consumed media has relegated this year’s Masters to a one-person story. Anyone who has ever been to Augusta National and the Masters knows the real story is always the mesmerizing captivity of the impeccable grounds and the ever-building, gripping crescendo that is the back nine on Sunday.
My dad did the best job of anyone capturing this magical aura in his ‘Ode to the Masters,’ penned in 1988. To keep it current, I've added some lines over the years. So here it is again with my verses preceded by an asterisk.
Ode to the Masters
Take the ghost of Jones
And Arnie’s smile
Take the golfing clones
And Britain’s Sandy Lyle.
Take Amen’s corner
A design uncanny
Where a golfer becomes a mourner
Ask Patton, Strange and even Lanny.
Take Hogan’s class
And Seve’s stride
Take the old bent grass
Watson, Nicklaus, side by side
*Take Tiger’s fist pump
And Faldo’s steely eyes
Take Phil’s major jump
And a leaping Larry Mize
Take Snead’s lore
And Payne Stewart’s knickers
Take Fuzzy’s roar
And Stadler’s snickers
Take the trophy room
And the Shark’s bite
The magnolias in bloom
And terrific Tommy Kite
*Take Scott Hoch who was so near
Or Kenny Perry who needed one more par
Take Zach Johnson and Mike Weir
Who didn’t hit it very far.
Take Byron and Larry
And a jacket that’s green
Take a Vardon named
Harry And Georgia’s Andy Bean
Take Augusta’s hex
On the golfing elite
Take the Merry Mex
And Calvin Peete
*Take a brash Bubba or a gentle Ben
A cool Cabrera or a sweet-swinging Scott
Take the back nine roars again and again
Or a distraught DiVicenzo who simply forgot
*Take feisty Patrick Reed
And Kentucky’s Gay Brewer
Take greens at lightning speed
That couldn’t be truer
Take the cautious, the bold
The trampled down rough
The young and the old
Who after two days had enough
*Take Couples cool
And Woosie’s wobble
Take Hootie’s rule
And Jose Maria Olazabal
*Take a dominant DJ
Or Popeye Craig Parry
Take a shadowy Vijay
And the shots that didn’t carry
Take those who falter
Or the prize that is won
Take a Hagen named Walter
Strolling in the April sun
*Take Norman and Rory
Whose nerves were lost and never found
But many have a sad story
On golf’s most tantalizing ground.
Take Hale Irwin easily annoyed
Or Langer or Hubie or Raymond Floyd
Take Terrible Tommy who never won
Demeret, Player, Sarazen and Weiskopf
Who hit it a ton
*Take Hideki Matsuyama
And the back-nine drama
*Take Len Mattiace and Ed Sneed
Chris DiMarco and Dan Pohl
They all relinquished the lead
As a place in history took its toll
*Take Danny Willet and Sergio
Or the resilient Jordan Speith
Take a Patton called Billy Jo
And others who gritted their teeth
Take Mr. Roberts, a legend down here
And a golf tournament that is very dear
To the hearts of us duffers who stand in ovation
To the Masters
To Augusta
God’s very own creation.
David Cohen April 1988 • Augusta, Georgia
Ken Cohen brings 30 years of publishing experience, many covering sports and working for sports companies. A National Newspaper Assn. first place sports column writer, “Further Review” appears periodically in our newspaper.
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